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Thursday, May 18, 2006

E3 Coverage, In A Broad Swath

 
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Instead of trying to summarize the entire Electronic Entertainment Expo of last week, I thought I'd take a page out of one of my own books and post my "Top 11 Games of E3" list (one snuck on at the last second, so we had to boost it from just 10 games ;) ).  Here we go:

Number 11:
Assassin's Creed, PS3, XB360
Even though all I saw was a concept vid (the real engine running was kept behind closed doors) this game shows promise.  Developed by the Prince of Persia people and set in medieval Europe (or is it...).  Can't wait!
 
Number 10:
Crackdown, XB360
GTA clone, sure...but we don't yet have a good GTA clone for next-gen systems, do we?  Also, the super powers on display make this look like the Incredible Hulk game from '05.  Would've been higher on the list but framerate issues in the released vid have me worried.
 
Number 9:
Ok, well, probably the only thing I need to answer here is why the game isn't higher on the list.  Well, no released gameplay video will do that.  So there.  But co-op right out of the box?  Yeah, that'll get you higher than the other sandbox games on here.
 
Number 8:
Spore, PC
The demo video released astounded me just as much as when we saw it unpolished several months ago.  This baby looks gold to me, and hopefully will be out by the end of the year.  Non Sim-ers need not apply, methinks.
 
Number 7:
Crysis, PC
Just download and watch "Official Trailer 1".  Don't worry, I'll wait.
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Ok, well: DID YOU JUST F***ING SEE THAT!!?!?! SWEET JESUS JEBESUS!!!
The only reason this isn't number one or two on the list is because that footage came out a few weeks ago.  I still watched it over again just now, though
 
Number 6:
Looks a lot like Oblivion, which ain't a bad thing.  Few more bells and whistles, and it uses the Source engine.  Oh, and sorry bout the pic.  Just thought it was funny :)
 
Number 5:
Cool gameplay concept, great looking game.  Reminds me a little of Armed and Dangerous for the original 'box, minus all the fart jokes.  Even though it looks really polished, developers still say '07.
 
Number 4:
Well that's certainly an uplifting name for a game, especially from the guys that brought you Ratchet and Clank.  Originally called "I-8", this shooter looks nearly like all those concept videos you have to sit through before they show you the real games on PS3.  The physics looked a little off in the vid I saw and the AI looked "Shoot Me" dumb mostly, but there's still 6 mos. to work all that out.
 
Number 3:
Bioshock, PS3, XB360, PC
Ok, I'll admit it: The hype got to me on this one.  No real vid's released, all closed door stuff...but everyone that saw this game in motion couldn't stop talking about it.  Realistic AI, extreme open-endedness, and an entrancing world all add up to a pretty amazing sounding experience.  If any of you played System Shock 2 (which I didn't) then it may interest you that this game comes from the same people and is a bit of a sequel...somehow.
 
Number 2:
Supposedly coming out this fall in time for PS3 launch, SC:DA could make a believer out of almost anyone.  Well, except for those people that enjoyed all that wussy sneaking in the last few games.  This one looks to emphasize action over stealth (though I'm sure there'll be some "touch no one" option like in the last games).  The videos released speak for themselves, with Sam looking unbelievable and intense.  If the Tom Clancy people can resurrect the travesty that was the Ghost Recon franchise using next-gen tech, just imagine what they can do to a good franchise!
 
Number 1:
Yeah, sorry, had to.  This is going to be the true successor to Halo on the 360, at least until the next Halo comes out.  The 'stop and pop' gameplay looks very similar to Ghost Recon, while the action looks like Halo.  As long as they don't confuse us with the controls too badly (I'm looking at you, Mr. Warfighter), they'll have a multimillion seller on their hands, no problem. 
 
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Thanks to anyone that actually read all this!
 
-Patrick
 
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Wow! This is some good reading!

Splinter Cell over BioShock?! Sure, Sam's looking great, but I still haven't seen anything that promises to be significantly different than the others. BioShock on the other hand, that thing seems AWESOME. Not to mention that System Shock 2 was phenomenal.

Co-op for Merc 2?! And is this really only confirmed for PS3?! Argh...

Graphics aside, I've been rather underwhelmed by what I've seen on Gears of War. Of all the current hyped games, it seems like that one has the biggest flop-potential.

Finally, I'm disappointed by a total lack of mentioning Guitar Hero 2, but whatev.

Nicely done.
-Scott

Posted 5/18/2006 12:36 PM by bifevo - reply

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Yeah, the Bioshock-below-Sam thing is mainly due to the fact that Bioshock didn't have a gameplay vid available.  As you can see from this list, that's really important to me.   Oh, and yes, Mercs 2 is only confirmed for PS3 so far   Guitar Hero 2 didn't make it on there just cause I didn't see E3 as a big coming out party for the game.  They released a bunch of the songs weeks before the show and in interviews laid out exactly what the game was going to be.  I went more for the games that made a statement at this E3.   thank you for the feedback, -Patrick
Posted 5/18/2006 12:51 PM by GiveMeTheBaby - reply

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Here its is 2006, and I just now finished two games from 2004 that I meant to play a looong time ago...Gothic II and Kohan II. So maybe in like 2008 I'll be able to play these games with you guys.

Posted 5/18/2006 6:38 PM by dnslkbnasd0y823rbl - reply

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Not until we play System Shock 2 first ;)
Posted 5/18/2006 7:25 PM by GiveMeTheBaby - reply

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Oh man I would be so down for interweb System Shock 2. For real.

fwerwf! That's the only way to describe my enthusiasm for THAT.

Posted 5/19/2006 11:32 AM by bifevo - reply

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I dunno, Scott.  Your brother seemed less than plussed with your behavior last time through SS2 (I recall a story about a bottomless pit).  I, however, have no such qualms about you playing, so I'm down :)
Posted 5/19/2006 1:22 PM by GiveMeTheBaby - reply

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Yeah Scott, I had to specify that before playing SS2 with pat, he was to not throw me into a bottomless pit before the final cutscene :) Don't think I haven't forgotten.

Posted 5/19/2006 2:42 PM by dnslkbnasd0y823rbl - reply

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Now let's be honest... I didn't throw you into a bottomless pit.  All I did was casually walk up behind you as the scene was about to start and shot you once, fatally, in the back of the head. And after the game started you back on an entirely different level, you did get to watch the remainder of the scene... just from a pretty sizable distance across a bottomless pit rather than being a part of it if I recall.

Let's conveniently ignore deliberately tricking you into stepping on the instantly-fatal electrified train tracks though.

Posted 5/19/2006 4:44 PM by bifevo - reply


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